Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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  • @masquenox
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    101 month ago

    Nah. They should just make sure the checks bounce.

    • @captainlezbian
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      31 month ago

      Nah, send his victims fund a royalty check and him a confirmation of delivery.

      • @masquenox
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        11 month ago

        That works for me, too.