Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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    • @masquenox
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      102 months ago

      Nah. They should just make sure the checks bounce.

      • @captainlezbian
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        32 months ago

        Nah, send his victims fund a royalty check and him a confirmation of delivery.

        • @masquenox
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          12 months ago

          That works for me, too.