Don_Dickle to No Stupid Questions • 1 month agoI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingmessage-square86arrow-up188arrow-down17
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingDon_Dickle to No Stupid Questions • 1 month agomessage-square86
minus-squaresnooggumslinkEnglish11•edit-21 month agoI wonder if enough technicians go to heaven could the pearly gates can be automated so St Peter can finally retire.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoImagine being sent to hell to be a database administrator. MySQL and Access, obviously
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 month agoSt Peter gets laid off, and unionises the other saints to go on strike.
minus-squaresnooggumslinkEnglish6•1 month agoLucifer was cast out of hell for forming the first union.
I wonder if enough technicians go to heaven could the pearly gates can be automated so St Peter can finally retire.
Imagine being sent to hell over a database error
Imagine being sent to hell to be a database administrator. MySQL and Access, obviously
Going to name my kid [NULL] so he has a fighting chance.
Little Bobby Tables is gonna break the pearly gates
They use an id system
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
St Peter gets laid off, and unionises the other saints to go on strike.
Lucifer was cast out of hell for forming the first union.