@Lifecoach5000 to A Boring DystopiaEnglish • 2 months agoAmerica's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleaguesimagemessage-square307arrow-up1970arrow-down127
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•2 months agoJD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing! Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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