• @B312
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    13 hours ago

    What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it

    • @[email protected]
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      22 hours ago

      JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!

      Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)