• @rtxn
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    198 hours ago

    “We have conquered the world for spices.”
    “Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?”
    “Absolutely fucking not.”

    • Hossenfeffer
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      145 minutes ago

      Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.

      I’ll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        186 hours ago

        I accidentally west the whole jar

        • @rtxn
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          -12 hours ago

          Better than trying to west India and dooming the people of an entire undiscovered continent.

        • Optional
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          65 hours ago

          You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.