• @rtxn
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    231 month ago

    “We have conquered the world for spices.”
    “Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?”
    “Absolutely fucking not.”

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        251 month ago

        I accidentally west the whole jar

        • Optional
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          131 month ago

          You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.

        • @davidagain
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          41 month ago

          I can’t upvote this enough. Thanks for the laugh.

        • @rtxn
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          01 month ago

          deleted by creator

    • Hossenfeffer
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      -11 month ago

      Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.

      I’ll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        51 month ago

        Now, if only you used them …

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            51 month ago

            Better to be funny than a pissy little Brit.

            • Hossenfeffer
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              -11 month ago

              How would you know, you’re neither? Go and eat another pop tart.

              • @rtxn
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                41 month ago

                You’re having a day-long freakout on the “OK Mate Wanker” community with a banner of beans and tagline of “Obviously satire, dozy wankers”. Take off the clown shoes, you’re bringin shame to the profession.