I mean, I’m apparently good enough to at least have one kid, so I got that going for me. Wasn’t an accident or anything either.

But I at least have a well paying job so I got that going for me, which is nice.

Plus, if generalize all women to be like my ex, I don’t want to date again. So being ugly ain’t all bad

* you’re

I don’t know how you managed to use it twice in the same way in the same sentence, and only get one of them right.