• @MataVatnikOP
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      21 day ago

      Seagulls are demons and don’t count in any way that matters

      • @[email protected]
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        322 hours ago

        So what you are saying is alpha men are all cucks to the limitations of whatever masculinity arbitrarily idolizes even at the cost of being defenseless against squaking demons swooping down, plucking you up and giving you a one way ride 200 feet up into the air above the cold hard rocks?

        Checks out I guess as a metaphor actually.

        • @MataVatnikOP
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          14 hours ago

          Indeed, kinda how conservatives are terrified of blue haired queers despite their superior alpha maleness