• @[email protected]
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      123 months ago

      Honestly I’d like to see some evolutionary biologists who are way too invested actually have that argument. Because yeah, yours has remained the same for pretty much the longest of all species…but OP’s keeps repeatedly evolving

    • peopleproblems
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      143 months ago

      Can you think of the evolutionary pressures it went through to develop it’s eyes, colors, and .22 round punch?

      I shudder to think what it’s ancestors faced.

      Like the BOBBIT WORM

    • @Soup
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      103 months ago

      But is the mantis shrimp just a one trick pony? What’s the breakdown on general feasibility versus specialization? Or is the mantis shrimp truly the secret weapon that crabs wish they were?

    • @NegativeInf
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      63 months ago

      Something something banana organ.

      Idk. I’m not an alien.

    • sag
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      03 months ago

      Don’t tell me you are watching DanDaDan too LOL.

  • @Meron35
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    83 months ago

    Broke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are peak performance

    Woke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are a noob trap, because no crabs are top tier predators despite being so widespread

  • @distantsounds
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    73 months ago

    Crab people, crab people
    Walk like crab
    Talk like people

  • @angrystego
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    73 months ago

    And it’s the ideal female body too.

  • @leadore
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    63 months ago

    I mean your hands have teeth who could beat that

  • nifty
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    43 months ago

    Cool meme but the nerd in me needs to point out that carcinisation is seen in non-crab crustaceans, not all animals in general

    • peopleproblems
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      63 months ago

      Not yet.

      We might see marine animals trend towards dolphins, but given enough time, does a dolphin become a crab, or does a crab become a dolphin?

      • nifty
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        13 months ago

        Cute comment, but the nerd in me needs you to provide a sauce for making a statement like that. You can’t extrapolate evolution like that, brah

        • peopleproblems
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          13 months ago

          Which part? Convergent evolution towards a dolphin? (Dolphins and ichthyosaurus) Or the question of Dolphin to Crab or Crab to dolphin?

          We gotta wait another hundred million years to find out that answer.

    • misterdoctorOP
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      23 months ago

      I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried

  • @Thteven
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    33 months ago

    We must evolve to crab if we want to survive