• @[email protected]
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      73 hours ago

      Honestly I’d like to see some evolutionary biologists who are way too invested actually have that argument. Because yeah, yours has remained the same for pretty much the longest of all species…but OP’s keeps repeatedly evolving

  • @Thteven
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    We must evolve to crab if we want to survive

  • @distantsounds
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    64 hours ago

    Crab people, crab people
    Walk like crab
    Talk like people

  • FiveMacs
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    It’s false though. The mantis shrimp would easily destroy a crab with 1 punch

    The mantis shrimp is peak performance.

    • peopleproblems
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      84 hours ago

      Can you think of the evolutionary pressures it went through to develop it’s eyes, colors, and .22 round punch?

      I shudder to think what it’s ancestors faced.

      Like the BOBBIT WORM

    • @Soup
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      85 hours ago

      But is the mantis shrimp just a one trick pony? What’s the breakdown on general feasibility versus specialization? Or is the mantis shrimp truly the secret weapon that crabs wish they were?

  • @leadore
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    44 hours ago

    I mean your hands have teeth who could beat that

  • nifty
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    24 hours ago

    Cool meme but the nerd in me needs to point out that carcinisation is seen in non-crab crustaceans, not all animals in general

    • peopleproblems
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      54 hours ago

      Not yet.

      We might see marine animals trend towards dolphins, but given enough time, does a dolphin become a crab, or does a crab become a dolphin?