• @MataVatnikOP
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      21 day ago

      Seagulls are demons and don’t count in any way that matters

      • @[email protected]
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        320 hours ago

        So what you are saying is alpha men are all cucks to the limitations of whatever masculinity arbitrarily idolizes even at the cost of being defenseless against squaking demons swooping down, plucking you up and giving you a one way ride 200 feet up into the air above the cold hard rocks?

        Checks out I guess as a metaphor actually.

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          Indeed, kinda how conservatives are terrified of blue haired queers despite their superior alpha maleness

  • FuglyDuck
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    292 days ago

    Looks a little steamed to me,

    • @MataVatnikOP
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      152 days ago

      Me after coming out of the sauna

  • @dohpaz42
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    92 days ago

    That’s a butter face if I ever saw one. 🤤 😋

    • @MataVatnikOP
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      42 days ago

      Crab innards be looking tasty

  • @seaQueue
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    72 days ago

    Carcinisation goes brrrrrrrr

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      I had a dream where a biblically accurate angel asked me if I was a crab yet

  • @jaybone
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    22 days ago

    Peak performance with some lemon and butter.

    • @MataVatnikOP
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      22 days ago

      Acid to cut through the fat. Let’s go.