• @Psythik
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    492 months ago

    Some people poop naked. I do.

    It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone’s clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.

    Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.

    It’s been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.

    • @ParadoxSeahorse
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      292 months ago

      Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?

      • @Famko
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        232 months ago

        How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?

        I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they’re living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.

        • @theangryseal
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          62 months ago

          Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.

          :p

          • Skeezix
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            12 months ago

            Commenter revealed in a separate post that wee wee so small it points up over the seat. Has to push it down with thumbnail to keep aim downward.

            • @theangryseal
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              32 months ago

              :p knew it.

              I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.

              I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.

              Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.

              • @Psythik
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                22 months ago

                Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they’re six.

                • @theangryseal
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                  2 months ago

                  Geez. Mine dragged the ground behind me like a tail by the time I was 4.

                  • @Psythik
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                    22 months ago

                    Motherfucker, do I have to send you a timestamped dick pic?

            • @Psythik
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              12 months ago

              Link to that comment cause I definitely did not say that.

              I was a fucking kid. Everyone’s penis is small when you’re six.

    • @Retrograde
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      82 months ago

      I’m pooping naked as we speak

    • @Coreidan
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      12 months ago

      So you strip naked every time you take a piss?

      At least make up a believable story.