• @[email protected]
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      1515 hours ago

      Because instead of just growing your beard out for a couple of days and trim it to be like Will Rikers, you plaster on some fake sideburns and hope nobody notices. Perfect strategy, I don’t know how that would ever not work perfectly.

      • jrs100000
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        411 hours ago

        It could take a couple months to grow out a beard like that…but I thought they had a beam made hair grow or something.

        • Flying SquidM
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          12 hours ago

          No. Way. Do you think Eddington had this hairline by choice?

          Poor detective work, Javert.

          • @Maalus
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            22 hours ago

            Actschually yes. Gene Roddenberry said that people in the future don’t care about baldness the way we do. They have the option, it’s probably just so inconsequential that people rarely do it.

            • Flying SquidM
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              01 hour ago

              You’re in a meme community, Javert.

              • @Maalus
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                257 minutes ago

                Removed by mod

      • @Lemming421
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        1115 hours ago

        To be fair, no one did notice… until he successfully stole the Defiant, at which point it didn’t matter any more.