• @[email protected]
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    1313 hours ago

    Because instead of just growing your beard out for a couple of days and trim it to be like Will Rikers, you plaster on some fake sideburns and hope nobody notices. Perfect strategy, I don’t know how that would ever not work perfectly.

    • jrs100000
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      28 hours ago

      It could take a couple months to grow out a beard like that…but I thought they had a beam made hair grow or something.

    • @Lemming421
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      1013 hours ago

      To be fair, no one did notice… until he successfully stole the Defiant, at which point it didn’t matter any more.