E: Da Rules

  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

  • @cynar
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    1442 days ago

    The International Space Station. The sheer confusion value would be amazing, particularly if I stayed quiet about how it happened (“I went to bed, then woke up floating here. I’ve no clue how it happened”).

    I would get to cause a major incident of complete chaos, with little to no harm. I would get to experience space and weightlessness. I would also get a near guaranteed lift home (eventually). There’s also almost no way it could be kept quiet, so I get to be a minor celebrity for a while.

    • @[email protected]
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      141 day ago

      with little to no harm

      Not sure how resource allocation works and how quickly you could be sent back to earth but someone may have to be sacrificed.

      • @mipadaitu
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        38 hours ago

        There’s always an excess of resources, just in case of spacecraft failure.

        There are actually already extra crew up there from the recent Boeing failure.

        SpaceX would definitely benefit from having to come get you, since they’re the only launch company with a good track record, and spare capacity. (Unless you’re Russian, which means you’d probably be shot and stuffed in the garbage section of Soyuz)

      • @cynar
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        21 day ago

        Compared to telefragging someone on live tv? Also, on the balance, the media coverage would likely help knock loose some more funding for NASA, if only to try and figure out what the f*** happened.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 day ago

        There are always escape capsules onboard so they could probably just set them down to earth if that happens.

        I would be more worried about something that is entirely untrained being up there for extended periods of time.

    • partial_accumen
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      712 days ago

      This has the possible downside of you being dissected for the benefit of science. One human life for the possibility of discovering the ability to teleport? The astronauts/cosmonauts on the ISS would know about you, but you’d never make the news.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 day ago

        “Hey some guy just showed up here and no one knows about it.”

        “Cool, lets put him out the airlock and see if he freezes like in that movie”

      • @cynar
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        2 days ago

        Scientists are not good at keeping secrets, particularly not of this level. Also, the ISS is remarkably public. It would be obvious they were hiding something, at the very least.

        Would I expect to spend some time “volunteering” in a research lab, more than likely. I doubt it would get to dissection level. The risk/cost would be low enough that I would take it.

        • @Crashumbc
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          223 hours ago

          Yeah many of the transmissions to the space station are public. This would go viral before anyone “higher up” could have a chance to squash it.

          • @cynar
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            221 hours ago

            That’s also before accounting for the various ground scientists who would rapidly become aware through the private channels. Someone appearing on the ISS would leak beyond containment before anyone could think to cut phone communications, let alone implement it.