• @Whelks_chance
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      102 days ago

      Can you pay me $100 to not create art? I wasn’t likely to anyway, but this sounds like a decent side gig to get into.

      • @[email protected]
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        62 days ago

        No. First you must create unholy abominations and crimes against eyes, then I’ll pay/beg you to stop

        • @Whelks_chance
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          41 day ago

          Got it. I’ll be in touch. Online shitposting is the same as a binding contract, right?

          • @[email protected]
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            21 day ago

            Sure, if you think you can just pick up a stylus and create cursed art so horrible you get paid to stop, who am I to stand in your way? Do you take Zimbabwean dollars?