• @Whelks_chance
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    101 day ago

    Can you pay me $100 to not create art? I wasn’t likely to anyway, but this sounds like a decent side gig to get into.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 day ago

      No. First you must create unholy abominations and crimes against eyes, then I’ll pay/beg you to stop

      • @Whelks_chance
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        41 day ago

        Got it. I’ll be in touch. Online shitposting is the same as a binding contract, right?

        • @[email protected]
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          21 day ago

          Sure, if you think you can just pick up a stylus and create cursed art so horrible you get paid to stop, who am I to stand in your way? Do you take Zimbabwean dollars?