Media outlets are still scrambling to give comprehensible coverage of what they are calling the most baffling, seemingly unmotivated crime story of the century—the shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a wealthy white man born on U.S. soil—days after the incident.
Dead on.
As they say.
My brain read this as “head on” and immediately followed with “apply directly to the forehead.” Even with my misread, I think it works.
As soon as you said head on I knew what you were gonna say