Media outlets are still scrambling to give comprehensible coverage of what they are calling the most baffling, seemingly unmotivated crime story of the century—the shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a wealthy white man born on U.S. soil—days after the incident.
My brain read this as “head on” and immediately followed with “apply directly to the forehead.” Even with my misread, I think it works.
As soon as you said head on I knew what you were gonna say