EDIT: According to this, the dude in the meme is not the actual shooter. I haven’t seen any legit sources one way or another. It’s just a meme, please leave this guy alone.

Or get him in touch with Hawk T’ua Girl. Either way, he deserves it.

  • @SPRUNTOP
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    205 days ago

    Funny thing is, anyone willing to do an extremely targeted killing like this, and get away for so long, must be at least moderately intelligent. If they spent the time being able to figure out when and where he would be most vulnerable, who’s to say they didn’t spend a similar amount of time learning makeup techniques to cover their true skin tone, or stuffing gauze into their cheeks to change their facial structure, or small tubes in their nose to widen it out, or glue-on eyelashes and color contacts, or putting a rock in their shoe to change their gate (especially good in this case for establishing a false motive and sending the cops in the wrong direction), or learning how to sew and making that jacket out of a trench coat that successfully converts back to a trench at the pull of a string, or making a realistic silicone mask with embedded ultra-bright infrared LEDs that blind cameras (especially night vision) from being able to get an accurate picture… With a little work, you can find step-by-step instructionals, or entire communities, for all of that.

    For all we know, the real killer might be a one-legged dwarf from Zimbabwe with incredible stagecraft skills.

    • @Agent641
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      74 days ago

      Don’t forget to stick duct tape to the bottom of your shoes for a disposable and easy to replace way of hiding your tread prints if working in a muddy or sandy area

    • @Agent641
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      44 days ago

      Who told you about lil Wayaida??!

    • @orrk
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      13 days ago

      so much work, when in reality all he has to do is not give his name and never mention it

    • @[email protected]
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      34 days ago

      The gait stuff is good. But I feel like it might be easier to stash a change of clothes somewhere rather then sewing up something that converts into something else.