• @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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    The fact that each picture of him has been someone different doesn’t give me a lot of faith they know his name lmao.

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        3 days ago

        Here’s a better one. NYPD doesn’t know what the fuck they’re after.

        • LiveLM
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          So did this guy have a team of decoys running around with him or did the stars align to explicitly fuck that CEO over? lmao

          • @[email protected]
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            182 days ago

            It’s New York. That look is probably very common. Hence why our hero chose it as a disguise.

            Also he probably quickly changed his clothes in central park. So a possible thing is that he also changed his hoodie and had a different mask.

            But having four different coats? Hard to believe.

            • I Cast Fist
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              But having four different coats? Hard to believe.

              It wasn’t a man, it was 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat, so it’s perfectly plausible

              • @[email protected]
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                22 days ago

                With the goblins in kahoots! My lord we need to set a bountry of 30 gold pieces! Fetch the greatest team consisting of a mage, a fighter, a thief, and some comic relief buffoon who will end up saving the day despite his uselessness throughout the journey up to that point!

          • Plum
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            183 days ago

            My take is that the cops fed raw surveillance data into their trusty Crime Computer and fully trusted the result. It’s a super common silhouette when the daily high temp is in the 30s. Lol.

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          I don’t get what the circle is showing.

          • Plum
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            32 days ago

            I have no idea. I stole the photo from a duckduckgo image search, which is an awful way to do things.

            • @tetris11
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              22 days ago

              you’re a bad person and you should feel bad

      • @marcos
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        253 days ago

        Yeah, that one is officially not from him.

        And the police has been officially never wrong about it, and has been looking for that one guy to interrogate only, maybe ask where he brought his jacket or something like that.