• @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    1315 hours ago

    i’m trying real hard not to judge, but how bad can the rest of the pizza in altoona for this to get 5 stars

    • @[email protected]
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      1412 hours ago

      Legit something a child would dream up. Let’s take challah bread or something else thick like it and throw some ketchup on and a slice of plastic cheese on top. It’s as much pizza as the candy spaghetti from Elf was pasta.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        15 hours ago

        I had hoped at least it was part of a loaf of garlic bread. That, a decent sauce, and they make their own mozz with bright yellow dye in it before slicing it like a pack of american cheese. that I would try. fuck, I’m going to have to learn to make mozz now that I have this craving.