• @latenightnoir
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    1616 hours ago

    If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

    Why is humanity? Creampie!

    Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

        • @candybrie
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          410 hours ago

          Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.

          • @latenightnoir
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            110 hours ago

            You’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovule by the syringe!

            • @candybrie
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              38 hours ago

              Call me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.

              • @latenightnoir
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                024 minutes ago

                Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))