• @latenightnoir
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      1616 hours ago

      If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

      Why is humanity? Creampie!

      Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

          • @candybrie
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            410 hours ago

            Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.

            • @latenightnoir
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              110 hours ago

              You’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovule by the syringe!

              • @candybrie
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                28 hours ago

                Call me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.

                • @latenightnoir
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                  014 minutes ago

                  Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))