Doesn’t matter. Green Mario is perfect. Working class, deals with literal shit daily, is scared of everything, and still does the thing. Red Mario has it easy, he’s not scared of CEO Bowser, he doesn’t have to overcome his fear - because he’s confident. Which is cool, good for him. But Red Mario is unachievable as a role model. Be more like Green Mario who does it scared, who does it alone, who does it anyway.
Are we really sticking withThe Adjuster?
A name to rally behind is good, regardless of if it is Luigi or The Adjuster
I know, it just sounds like a movie starring Treat Williams and Steven Segal.
90s Steven Segal or current Steven Segal?
Current, but he’s a retired Marine chiropractor and guru.
“Steven Segal is here to crack some backs in the Adjuster.”
90 minutes of pure Segal sitting in a chair to fight, cuts to body doubles doing all the physical work, and classic Segal “what the fuck” lines.
It wouldn’t be that bad. Maybe Van Damme.
OK but the bad guy is definitely Eric Roberts.
I mean, would you prefer the symbol of a revolution against entrenched power be this?
Yes. And I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
No, especially because we don’t actually know if Luigi is the guy.
Doesn’t matter. Green Mario is perfect. Working class, deals with literal shit daily, is scared of everything, and still does the thing. Red Mario has it easy, he’s not scared of CEO Bowser, he doesn’t have to overcome his fear - because he’s confident. Which is cool, good for him. But Red Mario is unachievable as a role model. Be more like Green Mario who does it scared, who does it alone, who does it anyway.