• @[email protected]
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      22 hours ago

      “Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as ‘Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]’. Who are you again?”

      • toofpic
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        22 hours ago

        My wife is still “Annie Freckles” in my contacts, 11 years later

        • skulblaka
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          My contact in my fiancé’s phone is still labeled “[Name]'s Brother” lmao, we first met at my brother’s dnd game

        • @[email protected]
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          1720 hours ago

          Mine has been labeled “Lisa Work” forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and that’s become her profile ever since.

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      1020 hours ago

      “Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?”

      • @Psythik
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        619 hours ago

        “Gary, you’re white.”