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minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)linkfedilink124•2 days agoBecause the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
minus-square@wolfpack86link5•21 hours agoBut like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•15 hours agoFarts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)linkfedilink3•19 hours agoLikely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
minus-square@wolfpack86link1•7 hours agoSorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
Finally someone with a science based explanation
Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
TIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
If that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
Well, you’re certainly not a logician
“Scoop some poop,… for science!”