Patients Must Disprove Facebook Mom Groups Before Receiving Care

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    74 days ago

    WebMD: “It’s cancer.”

    WebMD comments “Consult a doctor”

    UnitedHealth: “Oh, that’s cute. You think you can afford to see a doctor. YOU FOOL!!!”

    UnitedHealth: “Mwa ha ha ha! They can’t shoot sentient AI!”

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      3 days ago

      A simple spanner/ wrench can easily modify a normal electric pole transformer into an improvised EMP device. Simply connect the negative and positive terminals up top by dropping the wrench onto them. Be warned there will be a medium sized explosion that will singe you if you’re too close. The EMP will cover a radius of about a city block.

      You can rent a cherry picker from Sunbelt.