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minus-squarePlumlinkEnglish14•19 hours agoI got through Des Moines with a laptop in my carry-on no problem, but I got blue glove frisked in front of everyone because my bra had too many straps on the back.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 hours agoIt’s so strange, as a middle-aged dude I never get frisked…🤔🤔🤔
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-211 hours agoAs a young dude, I used to get frisked often. Now, I wonder if I could put on a wig and change my frequency. I miss the human contact.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•10 hours agoCongrats, this is the saddest thing I’ve read all month and it’s fucking Christmastime.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•9 hours agoOh, that reminds me. If I book a flight on christmas, maybe I’ll get the TSA present.
I got through Des Moines with a laptop in my carry-on no problem, but I got blue glove frisked in front of everyone because my bra had too many straps on the back.
It’s so strange, as a middle-aged dude I never get frisked…🤔🤔🤔
As a young dude, I used to get frisked often. Now, I wonder if I could put on a wig and change my frequency. I miss the human contact.
Congrats, this is the saddest thing I’ve read all month and it’s fucking Christmastime.
Oh, that reminds me. If I book a flight on christmas, maybe I’ll get the TSA present.