MINNETONKA, Minn — Luigi Mangione, the alleged shooter of former UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been sentenced to 25 years of coverage by United Healthcare.…
There are plenty of toll evaders, homeless, minorities, and otherwise lesser people whose lives you could have taken, and were that the case I would not feel so inclined to mete out such a harsh sentence but in this instance you leave me no choice but to impose the harshest ruling possible.
Never change, The Onion, never change!
Edit: alright, I assumed it was the Onion based on the community. But sure, it was some other site.
But the community name sure is the onion right? So if someone comes in here and assumes the article is from the onion then that’s a pretty reasonable assumption right?
Never change, The Onion, never change!
Edit: alright, I assumed it was the Onion based on the community. But sure, it was some other site.
You mean hard-drive?
hard drive 😔
Bold of you to assume my drive gets hard…
Reading is hard.
It’s a sub called the onion brother, people assuming the articles posted being from the onion is the default
Half of the posts aren’t even from the onion here
But the community name sure is the onion right? So if someone comes in here and assumes the article is from the onion then that’s a pretty reasonable assumption right?
I thought so too but then I counted. Apparently there are a lot more satire sites that are gaining popularity.
Hard drive