• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    169 hours ago

    The germaphobia in me really want a version that is activated by a pedal that you step on.

    But then, I’d probably be too afraid of shared water fountains to begin with.

      • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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        69 hours ago

        🤮

        I have to use paper towels to open doors, and probably use hand sanitizer afterwards on top of that. This is just… (no words to describe)

        • @shalafi
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          129 hours ago

          You are actively destroying your immune system. Now that’s irony!

          • @EtherWhack
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            43 hours ago

            I’d rather not touch the bathroom door handle especially knowing quite a few people walk right out of a stall and skip the sink. It’s a very easy way to get sick.

            • @[email protected]
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              108 hours ago

              Medical advice from a stranger on the Internet, so take with salt to taste:

              You may want to talk to a psychiatrist about screening for OCD. There’s nothing wrong with staying sanitary, but you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to =)

              • @grue
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                you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to

                Tell that to my boss.

        • Nougat
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          29 hours ago

          That whole episode was one of the best bits of television in history.

    • @ilinamorato
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      49 hours ago

      The bottle filler is activated by proximity. I think that’s totally doable for the other part, too.