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minus-squareenkerslinkfedilink27•6 hours agoImagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•11 minutes agoInstead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish20•6 hours agoThat’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 hour agoThis gives us time to become crabs before they come
minus-squarejrs100000linkEnglish4•5 hours agoOh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!
Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
This gives us time to become crabs before they come
Oh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.