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minus-squareenkerslinkfedilink50•10 hours agoImagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
minus-square@Maaluslink9•4 hours agoPlot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•4 hours agoInstead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish30•10 hours agoThat’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•6 hours agoThis gives us time to become crabs before they come
Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
This gives us time to become crabs before they come