• @General_EffortOP
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    1251 month ago

    Seriously, why are they producing all these great promo shots for him? If they had done that for someone like Bernie Sanders, the US would be in much better shape now.

    (explaining the title reference)

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      751 month ago

      I think, if Luigi runs for president in 2028, he might have better promo materials than that Trump’s photo with raised fist at this point.

      • @proudblond
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        141 month ago

        Isn’t he 26? He’s not old enough.

        • thermal_shock
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          141 month ago

          fuck. I’d let him run it from prison.

        • @FordBeeblebrox
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          111 month ago

          Well, convicted felon and person the Joint Chiefs named “most likely to commit treason” in the yearbook doesn’t stop you from running again so fuckin why not

    • @[email protected]
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      391 month ago

      They’re milking it to make you really believe this is the real shooter, no suspicious circumstances here, no sir.

        • @[email protected]
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          151 month ago

          As awesome as that is - remember in the movie that the romans just executed all of the survivors of the initial massacre instead.

          I’m like 90% certain that the US powers that be would be fine with this, so we might want to think of something slightly better if it comes to this.

          • @captainlezbian
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            228 days ago

            To be fair that is how the servile wars ended irl

      • thermal_shock
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        is he not the shooter? is he a decoy? as easy as it was to get so far away, I do find it hard to believe he got caught that easy, but damn if he didn’t have the fake IDs on him. and possibly the gun.

        • @[email protected]
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          51 month ago

          Don’t forget the handwritten manifesto I was able to read in full the day I heard the news

        • @[email protected]
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          130 days ago

          Seems like maybe the authorities just couldn’t find enough evidence to catch the shooter, so they chose a convenient fall guy because those in power demanded someone be punished and made an example of.