Flying Squid to Showerthoughts • 2 months agoThe Batcave is suspiciously guano-free. Alfred has some really thankless jobs.message-square21arrow-up1188arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1185arrow-down1message-squareThe Batcave is suspiciously guano-free. Alfred has some really thankless jobs.Flying Squid to Showerthoughts • 2 months agomessage-square21file-text
“Alfred, there’s bat shit on the batputer again.” “Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•2 months agoThat probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•edit-22 months agoNo, they’re not! 🎶Jingle bells, Batman smells…🎵
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 months agoNot within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can’t inhale any closer
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoThe mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion… everything.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-22 months agoI think he’s been around it for so long he doesn’t even notice it
That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
No, they’re not!
🎶Jingle bells,
Batman smells…🎵
Sure, but has anyone sang that around him?
Not within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can’t inhale any closer
The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion… everything.
I think he’s been around it for so long he doesn’t even notice it