• @dance_ninja
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    3117 hours ago

    Phones in 2035 be like:

    Fuck the Big 3, it’s just me!

    • @DragonsInARoom
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      915 hours ago

      You drop your phone. Your keys and wallet: Fool! You thought you could live without us!

        • @UnderpantsWeevil
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          29 hours ago

          the 2035 biist™ implant

          Not compatible with any 2034 or 2036 appliances. Please see your local neurosurgeon for an upgrade.