• @[email protected]
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    251 day ago

    Actually, there is only 1 Santa who gets cloned into every Santa believing household on earth. But this clone has a deadly allergy to milk. The body gets removed by an elf afterwards.

    • @ummthatguy
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      1 day ago

      Could also be the result of transporter shenanigans. Chief O’Brien has a regularly updated copy in the pattern buffer and releases a few handfuls every holiday season… then a quick memory scan and into the matter recycler 'til next time.

      • @jaybone
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        21 day ago

        What a coincidence, every holiday season I also release a few handfuls.