NegativeNullM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name • 1 month agoAss Detection: Peak 24th century technologyimagemessage-square59arrow-up1802arrow-down12
arrow-up1800arrow-down1imageAss Detection: Peak 24th century technologyNegativeNullM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name • 1 month agomessage-square59
minus-squareMiles O'BrienlinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 month ago“Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location” box of condoms materializes on nearby table
minus-square@Thebeardedsinglemaltlink7•1 month agoRiker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.
minus-squarefadingemberslinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoThat man could make me smile no matter what mood I’m in
“Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location”
box of condoms materializes on nearby table
Riker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.
That man could make me smile no matter what mood I’m in