• Miles O'Brien
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      91 day ago

      “Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location”

      box of condoms materializes on nearby table

      • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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        71 day ago

        Riker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.