Flat earthers, what’s on the bottom of the flat Earth?

Edit: how do we “know” the bottom half isn’t round? Like half a lemon that’s been cut in half

  • @[email protected]
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    5 days ago

    The flat earth is supported on the back of four elephants, who in turn are standing on a giant cosmic turtle that is flying through space.

    It is speculated the turtle is looking for a partner. When that happy day happens, that will be the big bang.

    It is of critical importance, therefor, to know the sex of the giant turtle.

    • @grue
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      125 days ago

      Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird how Great A’Tuin gets all the chelonaut attention, while the elephants get ignored?

    • @NeoNachtwaechter
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      that will be the big bang.

      But turtles make no banging noise. It’s loud panting or wheezing noises. And it goes on for quite a while, so that you could maybe get a little envious…

        • @NeoNachtwaechter
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          25 days ago

          Not clonking?

          LOL whatever they do, they do it slow and steady.

          I have watched one at the zoo, where a child had touched it and so it turned it’s head around to look what’s happened. Slow and steady. It took a little more than a minute.

          • @[email protected]
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            15 days ago

            Hey, my little box turtle can really move when he’s attacking a snail! Poor little 🐌 👻 is like, “He came out of nowhere!”

    • Nomecks
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      125 days ago

      Before anyone asks what’s under the turtle: It’s turtles all the way down.

      • palordrolap
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        15 days ago

        Here’s the weird thing: In terms of the beginning of the universe, it could well be the case that it’s universes all the way back.

        That said, “back” indicates a straight line, and since time doesn’t extend past the beginning, at least, not directly, that line most definitely isn’t straight, unlike an infinite stack of turtles.

      • my_hat_stinks
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        5 days ago

        I don’t know about the big bang, but the elephants and turtle are Terry Pratchett. Discworld, Pratchett’s most well-known setting, is a disc shaped world on the back of four elephants on the back of a turtle.

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          65 days ago

          It’s a whole quotation, from The Colour of Magic maybe? You’ve heard of “banging” to refer to sexual congress, or do the kids not know that one these days? So, Spaceturtle-on-Spaceturtle action would be quite a big bang, and also a pune, or play on words.

          I could murder a curry right now.

        • @sulgoth
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          65 days ago

          Though let’s be real, Discworld makes just a hair more sense then the flat earther extended universe.

      • Drusas
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        35 days ago

        See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth.