• @thenextguy
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    515 days ago

    My sister just got me a right handed spatula for Xmas. Am I in danger?

    • @Dagnet
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      365 days ago

      She is trying to kill you, call the cops

    • @Soup
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      155 days ago

      Danger? You’re already dead, you just don’t know it yet.

    • @coyootje
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      95 days ago

      I can’t believe there’s that many deaths on a yearly basis because of that. I’m a leftie but I’ve never had any issues with tools except scissors. Guess I gotta be careful with those from now on.

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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        105 days ago

        I suspect it isn’t a real statistic. If it is though I’m guessing things like safety shutoffs being in weird locations for lefties being a culprit

        • @[email protected]
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          55 days ago

          I want to see the stat of right-handers dying from using right-handed equipment.

          Removing people with only one hand from the stat, I’m going to guess by percentage it’s pretty close.

          Most left-handers I know adapted really well in this right-handed world.

      • Omega
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        75 days ago

        I’m guessing it’s any death when a leftie is using right handed equipment, even though deaths would have happened anyways. However, if they counted how much higher it is than it would be for righties statistically, I could accept that some dangerous equipment is slightly more dangerous with the wrong handle (like chainsawing).

        But also, I remember that texting while driving deaths statistics were inflated because they just included any time a phone had been on within several minutes of an accident, regardless of circumstances.

        • @[email protected]
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          85 days ago

          Honestly from my experience this could be chainsaws alone. They’re by far the worst thing I’ve come across as a lefty and I’m fairly ambi. Most other chiral two handed power tools either don’t matter as much or can trivially be swapped around like angle grinders, trimmers, etc.

      • @weeeeum
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        25 days ago

        I am now scared of you.