“Sorry, I got to return this video”

“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”

“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”

“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”

“Can I borrow that VHS?”

“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”

“Do you know where a phone is?”

  • @einlander
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    485 days ago

    “No body ever got fired for choosing IBM”

    • @[email protected]
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      245 days ago

      I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.

      They don’t actually fire, they do “performance improvement plans”.