• @[email protected]
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    1394 days ago

    As a former deli slicer operator, I just wanna say this would have made my day and I’d be so much happier to hear 5 vs “shaved” which was a hell sentence for bastards.

    5 is sending me. 5 is alive. 5 is freeing me from pain.

    I am not sober

      • @Psythik
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        4 days ago

        Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face; Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

      • Psaldorn
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        94 days ago

        He is leaking battery fluid!

    • @[email protected]
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      134 days ago

      I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them “shaved as thin as possible”. I know it sucks and I’m sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they’ll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.

    • @HappycamperNZ
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      14 days ago

      Does not-sober you want a #5 with cheese and a sauce?