• Victor
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    42 days ago

    Saul demands a wedding dowry from David of one hundred Philistine foreskins… and David brings him two hundred.

    What use does one have for a couple hundred foreskins? Like, do you try them on your own junk to get that uncircumcised feeling back? Make a quilt? What’s the utility?

    • @NOFF
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      72 days ago

      The utility is proof that he’s killed 100 of Saul’s enemies, and Saul is possibly hoping that David will get himself killed in battle.

      • Victor
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        42 days ago

        Oh wow, awesome.

        Then two hundred foreskins was very generous.

        I wonder what the… harvest was like. 😐

        • @Sludgehammer
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          52 days ago

          Considering it was a desert region in the bronze age, I’d guess… fragrant.

          • Victor
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            22 days ago

            Bet 🫢

      • Victor
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        22 days ago

        Love that smell of burnt foreskin over an open flame. Just like when we were kids camping out with daddy…