• @MsPenguinette
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    814 days ago

    Aight, the judge should take his car because he was using it to commit commerce with Publix to buy butter!

    • partial_accumen
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      514 days ago

      Even though the Sovcit was carrying a writ of mandamus to buy butter, the Sovcit bought margarine which was not covered by the writ. Classic rookie mistake. /s

      • @thesohoriots
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        154 days ago

        Imagine the paperwork they’d submit for an exchange instead of a receipt

        • partial_accumen
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          204 days ago

          “Sir, this is a Publix. We don’t accept ‘negotiable instruments’ in payment for groceries, only cash or card. You have put down a quarter, which is indeed cash, but you keep referring to it as ‘0.1808 troy ounces of silver’.”

      • @jaybone
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        74 days ago

        I Can’t Believe It’s Not Sui Juris