@themaninblack to memes • 1 day agoService dogimagemessage-square38arrow-up1976arrow-down18cross-posted to: shittylifeprotips
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minus-squareMidnight WolflinkEnglish2•19 hours agoThat’s way, way too much what ifs. Just go up, steal the phone, and scream at them WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING PIN. This is not a situation I have thought about at length. Absolutely not. (I’m disabled ♿)
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashedlinkfedilinkEnglish2•13 hours agoIf any bystander asks, just tell them you are doing CPR v2: Mugging Boogaloo
minus-square@garbagebagellink4•16 hours agoIf you kick them real hard they’re more likely to tell you their pin
That’s way, way too much what ifs. Just go up, steal the phone, and scream at them WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING PIN.
This is not a situation I have thought about at length. Absolutely not.
(I’m disabled ♿)
If any bystander asks, just tell them you are doing CPR v2: Mugging Boogaloo
If you kick them real hard they’re more likely to tell you their pin