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    41 month ago

    With what? and where? A silverback gorilla is no joke, David would need a shotgun and a will of steel to properly aim and fire at a 400lb monster trying to kill him.

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      31 month ago

      400lb

      Five hundred and twelve. Just saying it makes me quake in fearr. David was such a brave man to face such a force off nature.