I got the joke and all, but just on the side: if you get to the till and you’re still in a call with your friend about their order then you are holding up everyone in the queue and pissing off the staff.
I have done this, except legitimately, for my wife. She texted me in advance, because Chipotle is Chipotle. People know what they want when they play the “initially fresh ingredients, maintained and prepared by teenagers” salmonella lottery.
Our intrepid overeater here could have just looked down a few times and got the same benefits.
You can just order without explaning, its a restaurant, not a CIA interrogation.
Or just order in app and not have to talk much anyway…
I got the joke and all, but just on the side: if you get to the till and you’re still in a call with your friend about their order then you are holding up everyone in the queue and pissing off the staff.
that’s what a CIA interrogator would say.
Subway is the absolute worst for this.
I have done this, except legitimately, for my wife. She texted me in advance, because Chipotle is Chipotle. People know what they want when they play the “initially fresh ingredients, maintained and prepared by teenagers” salmonella lottery.
Our intrepid overeater here could have just looked down a few times and got the same benefits.