I got the joke and all, but just on the side: if you get to the till and you’re still in a call with your friend about their order then you are holding up everyone in the queue and pissing off the staff.
I have done this, except legitimately, for my wife. She texted me in advance, because Chipotle is Chipotle. People know what they want when they play the “initially fresh ingredients, maintained and prepared by teenagers” salmonella lottery.
Our intrepid overeater here could have just looked down a few times and got the same benefits.
I got the joke and all, but just on the side: if you get to the till and you’re still in a call with your friend about their order then you are holding up everyone in the queue and pissing off the staff.
I have done this, except legitimately, for my wife. She texted me in advance, because Chipotle is Chipotle. People know what they want when they play the “initially fresh ingredients, maintained and prepared by teenagers” salmonella lottery.
Our intrepid overeater here could have just looked down a few times and got the same benefits.
Subway is the absolute worst for this.
that’s what a CIA interrogator would say.
Would it be better to piss on the staff, or…?
That would still beat “Okay Charlie, what do you want?” right when getting to the till.
taking notes
resturaunt staff are some wild freaks