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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•22 hours agoMe: “oh, one of them works for Rock, Paper, Shotgun! nice! But why post this? I don’t get it.”
minus-squareZiglin (they/them)linkEnglish6•1 day agoPlease explain. Is it because one is hugging the other (the way paper covers rock)?
minus-square𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔link2•21 hours agoOh maybe garlic sauce! But the decent garlic sauce that gets put on shawarma, not the stuff that’s mostly mayonnaise
Rock, paper? …ohhhhhhhhhh.
Me: “oh, one of them works for Rock, Paper, Shotgun! nice! But why post this? I don’t get it.”
Yup. Same!
Please explain. Is it because one is hugging the other (the way paper covers rock)?
Rock, paper… Scissors. The joke is lesbian sex.
Welp, I wasn’t expecting a sex joke.
Sesbian lex? As in Lebanese?
Is Lebanaise an instrument?
Is lebanaise a sauce? Like mayonaise?
Nah I just kinda mixed Lebanese and mayonnaise
Tahini? Or garlic Sauce maybe?
Oh maybe garlic sauce!
But the decent garlic sauce that gets put on shawarma, not the stuff that’s mostly mayonnaise
Go to a porn site and type “scissor” in the search bar
scissor-ing