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Track_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 1 month ago

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  • Ziglin (they/them)
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    6•1 month ago

    Please explain. Is it because one is hugging the other (the way paper covers rock)?

    • @pointnull
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      52•1 month ago

      Rock, paper… Scissors. The joke is lesbian sex.

      • @[email protected]
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        27•1 month ago

        Sesbian lex? As in Lebanese?

        • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔
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          12•1 month ago

          Is Lebanaise an instrument?

          • @serpineslair
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            6•1 month ago

            Is lebanaise a sauce? Like mayonaise?

            • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔
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              2•1 month ago

              Nah I just kinda mixed Lebanese and mayonnaise

              • @[email protected]
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                2•1 month ago

                Tahini? Or garlic Sauce maybe?

                • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔
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                  2•1 month ago

                  Oh maybe garlic sauce!

                  But the decent garlic sauce that gets put on shawarma, not the stuff that’s mostly mayonnaise

      • Ziglin (they/them)
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        1•1 month ago

        Welp, I wasn’t expecting a sex joke.

    • @jeffw
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      22•1 month ago

      Go to a porn site and type “scissor” in the search bar

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 month ago

      scissor-ing

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