Imagine a mouse walking up to you, he takes out a tiny, mouse appropriate sized cheese wheel, and eats it. You think “huh, that’s bizarre” it’s easily the most interesting thing to happen to you this week if not month. And as you’re trying to imagine how a mouse gets that size of a cheese wheel (is a human making them for him?) the mouse proceeds to eat your body weight in cheese wheels in a split second and screams the n-word at you so hard you fall over.
I need you to know that I laughed so hard because of your comment that I dropped food bits, causing our everpresent begging cat and two dogs to rush for it, leading to a derpy scuffle. I laughed even more because our cat weighs less than 1/30th of either of the dog’s weights but was aggressively knocking their faces out of the way while she’s slamming down the pulled pork I dropped, leading me right back to this commentary.
Imagine a mouse walking up to you, he takes out a tiny, mouse appropriate sized cheese wheel, and eats it. You think “huh, that’s bizarre” it’s easily the most interesting thing to happen to you this week if not month. And as you’re trying to imagine how a mouse gets that size of a cheese wheel (is a human making them for him?) the mouse proceeds to eat your body weight in cheese wheels in a split second and screams the n-word at you so hard you fall over.
I need you to know that I laughed so hard because of your comment that I dropped food bits, causing our everpresent begging cat and two dogs to rush for it, leading to a derpy scuffle. I laughed even more because our cat weighs less than 1/30th of either of the dog’s weights but was aggressively knocking their faces out of the way while she’s slamming down the pulled pork I dropped, leading me right back to this commentary.
He then murders you and harvests your soul